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Awkward At Christmas

from Inappropriate Mince Pie Decorations by The Tit Mice

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I would like to have another sherry
Maybe another Chocolate Orange from Jerry's (Terrys I mean)
I would like to pull a christmas cracker
But you may as well just kick me in my knackers

Feeling slightly awkward at Christmas time
Feeling slightly awkward

Maybe I should open the last door of my advent calendar
Maybe into my underpants I should put a salamander
All of my older relatives are starey
While I'm watching the Batman film that stars Jim Carrey
Feeling awkward at Christmas time
At Christmas time feeling really awkward

I have got lots of new presents which I don't like
And I've been visited by the ghost of Christmas Present
To tell me I'm a twat.
(Woops)

Feeling very awkward at Christmas time
Feeling awkward at Christmas time

I know that it happens every year
I know the only way to get through this is to drink more fucking beer
I can't cope with another year of this
Until I learn to get even more pissed than I've managed to every fucking year

Getting really drunk in the corner
Feeling like I don't have
Much of a presence in this festive situation
I am feeling like I need to
Station myself at the local bar instead
Because I'm feeling really awkward like I don't fit in

Like I don't fit in at festive time like everyone else
Everyone else is having such a lovely time
And I'm getting upset about the poor quality of this Doctor Who episode like every fucking year

And I can gurantee
That when everybody else is drinking tea
I will be staring at the TV
Wondering who is this new celebrity

Feeling awkward at christmas time
Feeling awkward at Christmas time

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from Inappropriate Mince Pie Decorations, released November 23, 2014

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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK

The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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