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Bad Hunting Techniques

from Cacophonous Gut Lumps by The Tit Mice

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It was the first time I went hunting
I took out all of my weapons and things
I aimed them for the heart of the nearest kangaroo
Then you won’t believe what I was expected to do
Climb into the pouch

I was digging, digging so hard, trying to make some garden grow
I was thumping into the ground trying to make a special sound
To attract all of the moles from out of their holes
I was trying to make the animals come along
But you won’t believe me
I fisted them all

I was taken fishing by my grandfather
I was taken out on a little tiny boat
You know this aint the place to be catching a goat
We were looking for fishes to go on our dishes
Then we saw a whale
And I climbed into it’s blow hole

Bad hunting techniques they should make you weep but instead they turn me on
Bad hunting techniques they should make us all weep but instead they turn me on

Badger baiting, more like masturbating over badgers that I don’t want living on my farm
Fox hunting, more like hunting the fuck out of all those cuntish foxes and then ripping their insides out and masturbating into them and fucking the mother fox as hard as I fucking possibly can up the fucking ass

I want to kill all of the animals
Kill all the animals

Bad hunting techniques they should make you weep but instead they turn me on
Bad hunting techniques they should make you weep but instead they just turn me on

Bad hunting techniques

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from Cacophonous Gut Lumps, released May 1, 2014

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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK

The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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