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Herpes, scrotal cheese
I have caught a festive disease
While I was watching a filthy video
I got infected with chlamydio

Genital bacteria
Festive habitual masturbator

Foreskin sores
While the sherry pours
Banging Christmas elf whores
Counting my calling birds (four)

Scratchy pus filled lumps
While that pesky Jack Frost jumps
Balanytic cysts
Just what was on my Christmas list

Vaginal halitosis
That is where our Christmas roast is
While we examine each other's genital warts
We've been up to some disturbing Winter sports

Balanytic cystitis
That's what the fire will ignite within us
Tonight

We should have used protection
To have saved us from this infection
I've been infested with crawling crabs
Now I'm picking my anal scabs

My festive getting laid
Resulted in me getting HIV and AIDS

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from Inappropriate Mince Pie Decorations, released November 23, 2014

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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK

The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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