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Darling, I just checked the bank account and I have seen a deposit of five pounds has been paid to the Tit Mice, was it for that album you were listening to?

Don’t you realise our children must eat
You are killing our family by listening to this rubbish

Five pounds
Five whole English pounds was spent on that Tit Mouse album
Fair play it didn’t have the hiss that their tape albums used to have
But bloody hell it was completely unlistenable
I can’t believe you have done this to our family

You’ve taken five pounds away
We could have spent it on cheese or grain or like muesli or something
But you spent it on a Tit Mouse album

Whats this? You bought a t-shirt?
It cost you fifteen pounds!

Do you realise they sold one of them to their so called producer of their new album for only a fiver!
(it was a tenner actually)
Sorry, a tenner

Apparently he spilt wine all over it and he doesn’t think it’s worth giving the seller of the product ten pounds for but in my opinion they are worth ten pounds, well they’re worth fifteen but shit a tenner’s fine really isn’t it?

Anyway you’re distracting me from the point
You shouldn’t have bought this album it was five fucking pounds
Our children must eat

Do you expect us to feed them shit MP3s by the fucking Tit Mice? NO!
Do you expect us to feed them t shirts that cost you ten fucking pounds, covered with wine that you didn’t even pay ten pounds for? NO!

You’re destroying this family
Your lust for the Tit Mice is destroying our lives
Ditch these bastards now
Stop buying Tit Mouse products

Get out of my house
The marriage is over

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from Cacophonous Gut Lumps, released May 1, 2014

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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK

The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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