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Dentistry isn't cheap outside of the Poundland arena, so why bother?

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Tooth brushes, dental floss, mouthwashes, what is the cost?

If you go to Poundland
They only cost a pound
If you go to Wilkinson
You may find yourselves paying around a fiver.

Around a fiver

This is why I stopped cleaning my teeth
My dental hygiene is beyond belief
My mouth is decomposing
The smell can be quite imposing

I am no longer able to attract members of the opposite sex

Expensive dental products have ruined my life
Expensive dental products mean's I won't find a wife
Expensive dental products have made me quite unapproachable
My mouth smells like a bull

My mouth it smells a bit like bullshit
My face it smellsa bit like piss
My gaping orofice it's not very nice to kiss
Because I'm missing out on dental hygiene now

Tooth brushes, toothpaste, dental floss
Mouthwash what a waste of money that was
Now I don't need it in my bathroom cabinet
Now I don't want it
Now I don't need all the minty freshness.

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from The Mutant's Depraved Urges, released July 14, 2014

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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK

The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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