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A news broadcast ensues, but there is a distinct lack of coverage of my world altering gibbon scissors.

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(indecipherable news broadcast, things dying, war in Iraq, bees broke a boiler, Davros, etc)

Not a single mention of my gibbon scissors
Not a single mention of Angelina Jolie's balls
Not a single mention of a child in a kebab
Not a single mention of me picking my scabs

Gibbon scissors
Gibbon scissors
Gibbon scissors
Gibbon scissors

Not a single mention of a dog toothbrush
Not a single mention of a cat wearing a neck brace
Not a single mention of my tennis balls in my pants
Not a single mention of my gibbon scissors

My gibbon scissors
My gibbon scissors
My gibbon scissors

My gibbon scissors they are very expensive
It's quite a massive sex scandal
Somebody put a cat into my feces
Then they took a big picture of me with my gibbon scissors

My gibbon scissors
My gibbon scissors
My gibbon scissors
My gibbon scissors

My monkey needs to have a haircut
What can you do about it you cunt?
I could use my special tool
Otherwise the monkey will look like a fool

Without my gibbon scissors
If he doesn't use my gibbon scissors
My gibbon scissors
My gibbon scissors

My gibbon he has too many toes
Well I'm afraid that that really blows
Only one thing that we could possibly do
I could give my pair of gibbon scissors to you

My pair of gibbon scissors
A pair of gibbon scissors
A pair of gibbon scissors
My pair of gibbon scissors
My pair of gibbon scissors
My pair of gibbon scissors
My pair of gibbon scissors
My pair of gibbon scissors

1 2 3 4 gibbon scissors

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from The Wizard's Diabolical Feast, released July 14, 2014

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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK

The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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