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Well I heard there was a secret chord
That David guffed and it pleased the Lord
He listened while he played the trouser tuba
Well he took a piss right in his pants
Then let those turds explode and dance
And in a fit he did a massive poo yeh

Did a poo yeh, did a poo yeh, did a poo yeh, what a poopy plops

The smell was strong from his ass bassoon
He needed more so he ran to the loo
In the hope that he could catch what his ass threw yeh
But someone else was locked in there
He knocked but they just didn't care
And from his ass there spewed more massive poos yeh

Massive poos yeh, big large poos yeh, did a poo yeh, in his trousers

I moved in with someone before
we shared a bed and room and floor
I used to live alone before I knew her
I thought she had a lovely ass
But through that hole she sometimes passed
Wet stools so warm and smelly while she pooed yeh

While she pooed yeh, did a poo yeh, did a poo yeh, in the toilet

There was a time when she let me know
What was really going on down below
But you shouldn't tell about these things now, should ya?
But then she ate those figs and dates
The bottom blast just couldn’t wait
And every breath her ass exhaled was poo yeh

Did a poo yeh, did a poo yeh, did a poo yeh, did a poopy plops

Maybe there's a God above
But all I've learned from the foods I love
Was how to spoil my trousers with bum spew, yeh
And it's not a cry that you hear at night
It's somebody who needs a shite
It's a cold and broken soul who needs a poo, yeh

Needs a poo yeh, needs a poo yeh, needs a poo yeh, in the toilet
Needs a poo yeh, needs a poo yeh, do a poo yeh, in the toilet

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from Inappropriate Mince Pie Decorations, released November 23, 2014

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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK

The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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