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Inappropriate Mince Pie Decoration Song

from Inappropriate Mince Pie Decorations by The Tit Mice

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I'm gonna open my flies
And apply a special disguise
To my auntie's mince pies

First of all I'm going to use a special gift
Thats right, a golden shower of my own piss

I'm going to open my flies
And apply a special disguise
To my auntie's mince pies

Next of all you will want to listen to this
Because I'm going to give my thingamebob a special massage and cover those little mince pies with my jizz
With my fishy jizz
Thats what christmas sometimes...
Thats what christmas should be about

Open my flies I'm adding quite a special disguise to my auntie's collection of mince pies

Next all I want to do is
Make some more colourful decorations on these cakes
So I severed my own cock using a live snake
He munched up all that bait

Soon some blood came squirting out of my broken cock
On to all of the christmas puddings
All of the colourful little cakes
Were made a little bit more red
And with my piss they went a little bit yellow
With my jizz they went a little tiny bit smelling a lot like fish
Yellowy white substance

Sometimes thats what Christmas should be all about

Jizzing on cakes

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from Inappropriate Mince Pie Decorations, released November 23, 2014

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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK

The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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