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MacDonalds Pancake

from Cacophonous Gut Lumps by The Tit Mice

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Poor old MacDonald had nothing to eat
Poor MacDonald had to eat his piggy’s feet
Poor MacDonald had nothing to wear
Compact Donald had to slaughter a bear
He wore his fleece, he made some cheese
He ate some peas with cheese

But still life on the farm was hard
His goats were no longer producing milk so there was no way for him to produce more lard
Now lard was an important thing on this farm, because they used lard in all of their pancakes

Mrs Mc Donald the farmer’s wife, every day she’d eaten pancakes all of her life
Now there wasn’t a supply of lard, her natural diet had become hard to come by
Poor old MacDonald had to find an alternative of lard
A tasteless lump of buttery filth
Needed to be manufactured,
In order to repair this fracture.

So he jizzed into a big cube and then made pancakes out of that and fed them to his wife and they lived happily ever after.The end.

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from Cacophonous Gut Lumps, released May 1, 2014

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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK

The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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