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Malik's Supermarket is a shop in St Pauls in Bristol. Their economy fish flavoured super noodles are second to none.

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Hello Mr Malik its a super morning
Hello Mr Malik its not even remotely boring

Nice to come to your lovely shop see all the drug dealers
Surrounded by scaggy prostitutes drinking Special Brew

There is a special reason why I made this trip to come to your little shop today
The reason is I want to fill my ugly stinking pooper face
I want to have a tasty snack that I can make with boiling water
And put the horrible sachet of filthy crap on the top

Maliks Super Noodles
Maliks Super Noodles

Gone are the days when Pot Noodle was the top snack for chavs
Gone are the days when Super Noodles were such a massive brand
Now your own brand is the only thing that can tick the little box that says ‘ding a ling’
I want to taste your dirty Super Noodles

Maliks own brand filthy noodles
Maliks own brand filthy noodles

‘Mate, can I buy a fag off you
I’ll roll it myself honest
Go on I’ll give you 10p
Go on give us a fag
Are you looking at my bird?’

That’s the place to go if you want to get in a fight or be asked for a free fag
That’s the place to go if eating bad noodles, if that’s your bag
Its the place to go if you want to get stabbed by a gang member or pick up a prostitute
Its the place to go if its St Paul’s Carnival and you need a wee

Maliks Supermarket
Maliks Supermarket

You're an idiot for buying this album, a fucking idiot
Thanks for the fiver. Thankyou.

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from Cacophonous Gut Lumps, released May 1, 2014

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