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Orifice Florist

from The Mutant's Depraved Urges by The Tit Mice

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Welcome to our flower shop. Please make your selections from our main orifice.

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I would like to buy some orchids
I like to slip them under my eyelids
I would like to buy some lilies
'Cause I'm going on holiday to the isles of Scilly

Welcome to our florist
You can pick some flowers from our main orifice

I would like to buy some rhododendrons
They remind me of shaving scum
I would like a bag of sage
Because I'm trying to turn a new page

Welcome to our florist
You can pick some flowers out of our main orifice

WIth the sage I'd like to make it quite beige
For when I'm watching films featuring Nicholas Cage
Then I'll buy my loved one a rose
Which will make a change from the usual bow and arrows

Welcome to our florist
You can pick some flowers out of our main orifice

I would like to buy some clothes
So I can stain them and blow my nose
With a bunch of poppies
So I can take floppy disk copies of my own cock

Welcome to our florist
You can pick some flowers out of our main orifice
Welcome to our florist
Where you can pick some flowers out of our main orifice

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from The Mutant's Depraved Urges, released July 14, 2014

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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK

The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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