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Ram That Christmas Pudding Up Your Bollocks

from Inappropriate Mince Pie Decorations by The Tit Mice

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You can stick that mince pie up your bollocks
You can stick that christmas pudding up your ass
You can take that fucking turkey and ram it into your ball-bag now

Your can take that christmas elf and put him into a stocking wearing a gag
You can put a billiard into his mouth
And then you can whip and strip and bugger him until hes dead
Why not ram that christmas stocking into your throbbing head?

Ram that christmas pudding up your bollocks
Ram that mince pie into my cock

Why dont you just kick me in the face and tell me that you hate me on Christmas day because that would be an interesting thing to happen
Its such an special day when we should all say out true emotions and say what we're feeling

Until my ass is bleeding

You can stick that mice pie up your bollocks
You can stick that christmas pudding up your ass
You can ram all those golden chocolate coins into my bellend

Such a happy festive time
Such a happy time

Ram that mince pie up your bollocks
Ram that christmas pudding up.your ass
Ram that christmas pudding into my ass
Put a turkey into your pants

Pull some crackers
Then kIck me in the knackers

you can ram that mine pie up your bollocks
You can ram that mince pie up your ass
You can take the christmas cheer and put it into this broken pint of beer
You can ram that mince pie up your bollocks
Up your bollocks
Up your festive bollocks
Up your festive bollocks

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from Inappropriate Mince Pie Decorations, released November 23, 2014

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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK

The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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