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A dim witted sociopath teaches himself the alphabet using a deliciously educational maggot infested toy.

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(cat, flag, dog, mop, hair, key, queen, pig, ball...)

Alphabet apple
Alphabet apple
You can learn your alphabet using this apple

(cat, ball, egg)

I can't remember my fucking letters
The alphabet's completely gone out of my stupid angry head
What the fuck can I do?
What the fuck can I do?

(flag, dog)

Use alphabet apple
You will feel less crapple
When you take a tasty bite of the alphabet
Alphabet apple

Ball, flag, flower, sun, fucking net
Key... letters... now I understand

Alphabet apple
Alphabet apple

Xray, ah that's a difficult one

Alphabet apple has healed a victim of society
And made him into a little bit less of a twat
Alphabet apple, the alphabet you can grapple
With the alphabet apple
The alphabet apple

Alphabet apple
Alphabet apple

Tasty little alphabet apple, take a bite
But be careful not to swallow the pips
Because they're words like 'cunt'

Apple
Apple
Apple

By bye!

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from The Wizard's Diabolical Feast, released July 14, 2014

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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK

The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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