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Puke After Midnight
04:15
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Cottrell Road was a beacon
Through a beer dazed fog
Couldn’t get in the boozer
New year’s outcast dogs
But then access was granted
To a castle grand
Then I found myself poisoned
things got out of hand
Did a puke after midnight
A puke on the floor
Did a puke after midnight
But they didn’t kick me out their door
Jake and Em were so gracious
Shamefully I had wretched
Said their cats vomit regularly
On that brown carpet
Why did Jimmy poison me
With his death skunk weed?
Still respectfully I must take
responsibility
Did a puke after midnight
A puke on the floor
Did a puke after midnight
But they didn’t kick me out their door
At approximately 1am in the front room of a pleasant house on Cottrell Road an expulsion of vomit exteriorized from Daniel Petley's face, landing on a nice Hessian rug and a bit of wooden floor
Although the perpetrator attempted to minimise the damage by keeping a still head and channelling the flow between his trousers, the spectacle could not be contained, sparking an awkwardly supportive wave of pity and a lasting fruity, acidic odour
Did a puke after midnight
A puke on the floor
Did a puke after midnight
But they didn’t kick me out their door
Comfort from my poor partner
Wasn’t deserved
I was pleased she could leave me to sleep off
This poisonous curse
Did a puke after midnight
A puke on the floor
Did a puke after midnight
But they didn’t kick me out their door
You were all in your element
had fine time there
Gave me time to compose myself
Feeling so impaired
Jake and Em you were so kind
Wipe away our tears
Please let me attempt not puking
At your house this year
Did a puke after midnight
A puke on the floor
Did a puke after midnight
But they didn’t kick me out their door
Did a puke after midnight
A puke on the floor
Did a puke after midnight
But they didn’t kick me out their door
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Simply Defecating
04:02
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I had my fill
Of leeks and sprouts
My orifice
Became a spout
Simply having a wonderful shit today
Simply having a wonderful shit today
A Turkey spit
Sweet potato
Pigs in blankets
My bowels shall blow
Simply having a wonderful shit today
Simply having a wonderful shit today
The chod-bin flush it sings it's song
Whistle
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Simply having a wonderful shit today
Simply having a wonderful shit today
Christmas pud
It tastes so good
It fits the slot
My chamber pot
Simply havin' a wonderful shit today
The chod-bin flush it sings it's song
Successful trouser bomb
Ding dong ding dong ding dong
The turd is out
My pants are down
From out my ass
A squirt of brown
Simply having a wonderful shit today
Simply having a wonderful shit today
I had my fill
Of leeks and sprouts
My orifice
Became a spout
Simply having a wonderful shit today
Simply having a wonderful shit today
Simply having a wonderful shit today
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Trouser bomb
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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK
The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more
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