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Simply Defecating

from Festivities by Shit Gibbon

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I had my fill
Of leeks and sprouts
My orifice
Became a spout

Simply having a wonderful shit today
Simply having a wonderful shit today

A Turkey spit
Sweet potato
Pigs in blankets
My bowels shall blow

Simply having a wonderful shit today
Simply having a wonderful shit today

The chod-bin flush it sings it's song
Whistle
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding

Simply having a wonderful shit today
Simply having a wonderful shit today

Christmas pud
It tastes so good
It fits the slot
My chamber pot
Simply havin' a wonderful shit today
The chod-bin flush it sings it's song
Successful trouser bomb
Ding dong ding dong ding dong

The turd is out
My pants are down
From out my ass
A squirt of brown

Simply having a wonderful shit today
Simply having a wonderful shit today

I had my fill
Of leeks and sprouts
My orifice
Became a spout

Simply having a wonderful shit today
Simply having a wonderful shit today
Simply having a wonderful shit today

Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Trouser bomb

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from Festivities, released December 23, 2023

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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK

The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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