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He's Making A List

from What I Do At Christmas by Spudcaster

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He's making a list
He's writing it now
He's gonna make good On his sacred vow

He is writing such a big list

He's using a pen
To write out some names
So many are different But some are the same

This is quite a sizeable list

The work seems never ending
The list extends so long
Consists of names aplenty
And the spelling can't be wrong

So, his pencil is poised
For writing all day
He dreads the night shift but scribbles away

You would be amazed by this list

So, the list it goes on
And slowly extends
Perpetually Til he hits the end

Carefully constructing this list

Corrections are made
When mistakes occur
Obliterating what needs erasure

Lots of time is spent on this list


The deadline may be looming
He's keeping track of days
And so the list continues to be composed in this way

He's making a list
He's writing it now
He's gonna make good On his sacred vow

He is writing such a big list

From his winterland retreat lord Santa proclaimed:
"I shall execute judgements upon the naughty children of the world and punish them in my wrath. I shall make the land a desolate waste because of all the detestable abominations they have committed. Then they will know that I am Santa, when I take my vengeance upon them"

(face ripping solo)

He checks his list once
He’s checking it twice,
He’s checking again he must be precise

Examining for the third time

Scrutinising now
For the fourth attempt
Preparing to check this list once again

The fifth read-through is underway

The ensuing observation
Will be number six
The subsequent investigation, seventh- I predict

Preparing the eighth
Read of what’s outlined
Scanning once more takes it up to nine

Studies of this substantial list

Ten times he has read
This formidable list
There’s no way that any name’s missed

One successfully calculated list

He made a big list
He's checking it now
He's gonna make good On his sacred vow

He has written such a big list

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from What I Do At Christmas, released December 21, 2022

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The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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