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For some reason people don't have massively high expectations of our musical abilities before we play. Except for that time we played The Looking Glass I suppose. Please don't hit us if we ruin your children's party, wedding or bar mitzvah, just pay us less...

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There is a party and you're not invited
If you come then all three of you will be fighted
There is a wedding, we want you to play but
If you scare all our guests away

We're going to punch you
Don't come to our bar mitzvah
Don't come to my children's party
Or I will call the police

It's so confusing all of the encouragement we get
because when we arrive people don't appreciate us
It's confusing every time people say that they like us
Really they want to fight us

Could you make up your minds what you think about this band?
Because we're very confused by all
All of your encouragement followed by insults
Could you make up your mind?

There is a party, we're not invited
If we turn up we are likely to be fighted
There is a wedding, we have been asked to come play but
when we scare all the guests away

We're going to be fighted

We sent lots of emails to all the people that most normal bands in this city send their emails to
Nobody wants us on their radio programmes
Nobody will let us play at their festivals

But we have still got a sycophantic stalking fan base
That we don't want anywhere near our face
So we told everyone to bloody leave us alone
Now were all alone

Still we're not viewed as highbrow musical entertainment
Because we defile the art establishment
People don't see us as valid performance art
Which is quite correct

There is a party, we are not invited
If we turn up we will be fighted

We're going to kick ass when we play at the bloody art gallery
Because we'll show them what's what
We're going to accurately demonstrate our inabilities
And probably be really fucking offensive

If we get kicked out then that will demonstrate us to be a
Proper rebellious...
Idiom, we are the most rebellious band in this town
Were also the shittest
Were also the shittest
And if we come to your party we're very likely to get hitted

We are the shittest band
We are the shittest band in the land
And if we come to your party we will show you what's what

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from The Mutant's Depraved Urges, released July 14, 2014

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The Tit Mice Bristol, UK

The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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