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Shove That Tenenbaum Up Your Ass

from What I Do At Christmas by Spudcaster

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C F
Well it’s Christmas time in the city and streets
C G
When the air is filled with sprouts parsnips and beets
E7 AM
So Let's lube these big balls and tinsel and fur
D G
And shove that tenembaum right up your

C F
Shove that tenembaum up your ass
C G
You can shove that tenembaum up your ass
E7 AM
Shove that tenambaum up your ass
C G C
Do it now, do it now, do it now

C F
the shops look quite overwhelming this year
C G
So I’ll mount this trunk til it gives me tears
E7 AM
Cold fingers but my thingamybob is stiff
D G
Til this tree’s inserted I will not quit

C F
Shove that tenembaum up your ass
C G
You can shove that tenembaum up your ass
E7 AM
Shove that tenambaum up your ass
C G C
Do it now, do it now, do it now
C F
I only come but once a year when
C G
everybody else feels christmas cheer
E7 Am
That big embellishment is like a beacon to me
C G C
and the target it’s aimed for is my jacksie

(face ripping harmonica solo)

D G
Shove that tenembaum up your ass
D A
You can shove that tenembaum up your ass
F#7 Bm
Shove that tenambaum up your ass
D A D
Do it now, do it now, do it now

D G
Have you ever felt like sticking an
D A
ornamental tree where it hurts?
F#7 Bm
That once a year sexy feeling certainly
D A D
makes me want to spurt


D G
Shove that tenembaum up your ass
D A
You can shove that tenembaum up your ass
F#7 Bm
Shove that tenambaum up your ass
D A D
Do it now, do it now, do it now

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from What I Do At Christmas, released December 21, 2022

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The Tit Mice were an improvisational collective formed in Bristol on new years day 2013. Their intention was just to play music. However, upon attempting to do this they realised the resulting masterpieces were so powerful and moving they could either save the world or plunge civilisation into a new dark age. The latter happened. They continue to make rubbish music as an unstructured collective. ... more

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